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UFC Fighter Declares “Michelle Obama Is a Man” After Winning Match at White House
(www.hollywoodreporter.com)
this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2026
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"your ex-president's wife/first Lady humanitarian attorney loved personality has masculine features hahahahaha"
"Bro, you're literally simping for actual Nazis, when this comes to a head, there's a good chance you'll be banished and depending on your actions, hanged for treason"
Don't banish him. Where the hell are you sending him, Australia?
Yes. The bush, preferably.
Someplace with no protein, misery, and natural disadvantage for people like him.
...I suppose... that only leaves the one place... That... hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...
It's the void of deep space
In orbit around the sun, somewhere between earth and mars. (and you can't prove otherwise)