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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, unnecessary surgery around all those nerve endings sounds crazy.

Congratulations on your new 14 inch wang, no feeling.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah... I don't think they can add nerves or whatever tissue your the dick is made out of.... I wouldn't think the end result could be all that functional. Who gives a shit about aesthetics if you can't cum...

[–] PanGodofPanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 21 hours ago

They can't add nerves, but they can connect existing ones assuming there's an effective technique for the structure (probably not when you're going for something this....inhuman)