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It won't work, because we all know that two men kissing is way hotter than a man and a woman kissing.
Nobody will be able to resist the allure of gay sex. It's too sexy. I can say this from personal experience.
Just wait till you see the lesbian version. Good stuff
Wait hold on I have not considered this.
I just imagined two of my wife making kissy faces at me and it was really hot until the cat walked up and decided to make original wife and I jealous, and clone wife got to cuddle with the cat. So original wife and I were plotting with the other cat and the evil outside cat how to make sweet cat get off clone wife's lap and get on over to one of our laps (we had neither agreed nor decided, a truce had been called it was just important that one of us win the sweet cat's affection and not the clone) when
And it had long ago stopped being a sexy imagination times and turned into intercational geopolitics and wargames but you know what, intercational geopolitics can be sexy dammit.
God i love a compelling narrative. Keep going, i'm close.
that definitely turned me lesbian... in the sense that I (a guy) am into girls now
Just be careful to never see or hear about any trans women having lesbian sex, because it could turn you trans and nothing makes conservatives crosser.
The cowboy and the lesbian used to be one of my favorite jokes to tell.
That sounds homosexual to me
It does seem to have its own gravity.
All I know is when I rolled up a bunch of kissing men into a katamari the king of all cosmos blew up a universe again "on accidente"