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[–] spiffmeister@aussie.zone 18 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

No a man and a woman kissing is neutral obviously. You would have to show them two women kissing to cancel it out.

[–] thericofactor@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Excellent! Do you perhaps have some links to this phenomenon, so I can help with the effort?

[–] Prathas@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

Dang, what logic gate did you step through? Good thinking!

[–] ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 17 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

wouldn't that just make them bi?

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 17 points 16 hours ago

Conservatives dislike people having options so this is also unacceptable.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It won't work, because we all know that two men kissing is way hotter than a man and a woman kissing.

Nobody will be able to resist the allure of gay sex. It's too sexy. I can say this from personal experience.

[–] Aiz@reddthat.com 8 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Just wait till you see the lesbian version. Good stuff

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Wait hold on I have not considered this.

I just imagined two of my wife making kissy faces at me and it was really hot until the cat walked up and decided to make original wife and I jealous, and clone wife got to cuddle with the cat. So original wife and I were plotting with the other cat and the evil outside cat how to make sweet cat get off clone wife's lap and get on over to one of our laps (we had neither agreed nor decided, a truce had been called it was just important that one of us win the sweet cat's affection and not the clone) when

And it had long ago stopped being a sexy imagination times and turned into intercational geopolitics and wargames but you know what, intercational geopolitics can be sexy dammit.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 6 hours ago

God i love a compelling narrative. Keep going, i'm close.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

that definitely turned me lesbian... in the sense that I (a guy) am into girls now

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Just be careful to never see or hear about any trans women having lesbian sex, because it could turn you trans and nothing makes conservatives crosser.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

The cowboy and the lesbian used to be one of my favorite jokes to tell.

[–] Aiz@reddthat.com 2 points 16 hours ago

That sounds homosexual to me

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It does seem to have its own gravity.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

All I know is when I rolled up a bunch of kissing men into a katamari the king of all cosmos blew up a universe again "on accidente"

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

this logic is undeniable.

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I saw this kinda happen irl once. Turns out my friend was actually just bisexual and didn't know it. Not so much a picture but an easy opportunity to try something they never tried before or pursued with someone they felt safe with.

[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My favorite with this is pointing out that if strangers have that much influence on your kids lives, you must not be that important to them 😇

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Also, if you (as a man) think that showing you two men kissing might turn you gay then I've got news for you.

A true, confidently heterosexual man won't suddenly get turned on by men, even if you show them the entire 1973 Construction Worker Calendar. Same goes for women vice versa, but it's usually the men that are the loudest about this.

However, if you think your sexuality has always been rock solid (😏) then why do you assume the opposite of everyone else?

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Except fuck Dave Chappel, the bigoted piece of shit LGBTQ hater.

[–] homes@piefed.world 126 points 2 days ago (44 children)

If conservatives were capable of using logic, they wouldn’t be conservative

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s like the “social contagion” and “rapid onset gender dysphoria” bullshit. Somehow being repeatedly told that you just need to be happy being a girl/boy is cancelled out instantly by seeing a trans person exist. Then they pretend that you just walk into a gender clinic and leave with a HRT script and a surgery appointment.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Idk, shortly after seeing trans lesbians I decided to transition. And I clearly didn't have years of struggling with those feelings prior to that… Every teenage boy hates not having breasts and for some reason suspects he's only compatible with bi women.

[–] jojowakaki@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I feel like this will lead to a distopia where in every conceivable media, they will have to do accounting on non hetero vs hetero moments of affection display.

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