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US man who claims to have world’s smallest penis launches fundraiser for enlargement surgery
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2026
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Poor guy. I've been with women who have clits bigger than that.
The 2-decimal precision of the measurement is also an interesting touch.
I'm glad I'm not him, but if I were him, I think I'd learn from the Sisterhood and get skillful with fingers and tongue. I'd be nervous having anyone chopping on my winkie, for whatever reason, though microsurgery can be amazingly good these days.
You know, it could be worse. I for exemple have a good sized penis but I got 0 action in 10years. I wouldn't mind trading length for occurrence
is your username about your penis
Poor unused noodle