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One day when I grow old and the kids are gone to college I want to be an erotic photographer. So I found out that people sell erotic art on eBay. And I searched various images.

However, now that's the thing that keeps popping up. Apparently eBay is for porn and would like me to buy some. A lonely pornographer needsy $20 more than I do. That's eBay. A fellow can't have a peak without getting blasted every 5 minutes with a new nude gum bichromate or pornographic cyanotype.

They also got normal photographs, you get the whole set! And if you order now, you'll get a custom delux design imitation crab meat sandwich! With ketchup!

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
  • Wants to be an erotic photographer
  • Thinks someone's hip from eBay is too naughty to show
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its the difference between using a feather and using the whole chicken

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Rule number one: You do not talk about Fight Club.

I see you are referencing it, so you have broken the rule. However, it's been a long time since I either read or watched that, so I'm not actually sure what the consequences are supposed to be.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

It's my style.