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Editor's note: this is a post about American Independence Day celebrations

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Alright, I'm going to launch explosives around your house. For several hours. Yes it is dangerous and terrible for wildlife and the environment. And yes your pets will get sick from eating the debris and you will feel terrorized inside your own home.

No you can't opt out of it. Everyone is doing it and frankly it's weird that you don't want to.

No you can't be the one launching the explosives you need a license for that. You can however launch these marginally smaller ones though. Yeah just whenever you want. 2am sounds great.

So anyway, fireworks were a mistake and it's never too early to start reminding you of that.

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[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 90 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'd happily see consumer fireworks banned. If people like them so much then there are plenty of organized displays which have way better shit than you can buy at Walmart, and I know roughly when they're happening so I can turn the TV up loud, close my windows and keep my pets from being too traumatized.

What I can't stand is the random 3AM explosions that sounds like the start of WWIII. If you're one of those people, fuck you. Sincerely.

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Well, you could always be the reason they get banned.... just gota get creative with it?

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I promise you if that ban happened people will buy gun powder and build their own. Now they're more dangerous and made in Jimmy's garage

You may say ban blackpowder, but then you run into the 2nd amendment lobby

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 1 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, just look at how well the Dutch firework ban works. Or how well the German one during covid lock downs worked.

Although in those cases the fireworks were only imported illegally from other EU countries, and not homemade, so it's not a perfect comparison

[–] thymos@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 hours ago

The Dutch firework ban is only starting this year. During covid there was a ban and while it wasn't totally quiet, it was a lot more doable. A lot less people in the hospitals too: about one third of the previous year. Most people do follow the law.

I get really tired of people saying it won't work anyway. The only reason to say that is to oppose a ban. Instead try to persuade Poland and Italy to stop selling bombs to citizens.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago

Yeah the free sale of blackpowder is the issue, and that is tied to our general gun control issues. Our Supreme Court has been taking a hard stance on pro-gun rights

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idiots making home-made explosives sounds like a problem that can solve itself eventually.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

You'd be quite surprised. Making fireworks isn't all that complicated.

Of course more would die, but not enough to eliminate the practice