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Dangerous game you’re playing haha
Don’t think the extra motivation is worth the risk of public humiliation
Agreed, although I'm curious what the speed increase would be from having a duce locked and loaded
From my experience it’s hard to pedal hard when desperate for a shit lol
Had a couple times when touring where I rolled to a cafe as gently as possible before committing war crimes in their restroom
Yea thats not too surprising to hear if I'm being honest, I can't even drive fast when I gotta shit
I feel as soon as you hit a hill it'll be hard to push the pedals while not also dropping the locked and loaded payload.
Yea one wrong squeeze and your name is mudd
Cue Primus bass riff...