Everyday I fantasizes about feeding the bourgeoisie to komodo dragons after the revolution. As the news about his ailing health trickles in, I'm slowly realizing that I will never see Mitch McConnell being eaten alive by komodo dragons
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Theyre going to keep him alive with whatever black magic the rich have to stay alive into their hundreds, and then wheel his barely sentient decaying body out so he can vote yea on the "kkk are freedom fighters" bill.
Using McConnell's rotting corpse as an AI sockpuppet so he can keep the Supreme Court red
And he will somehow invent real daleks