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A Republican candidate for Congress offered up his analysis of human sexuality and gender on Tuesday, in a group interview with South Florida’s Sun-Sentinel editorial board, alongside two other Republicans running to represent House District 20 in Broward County.

“You never see a giraffe, a male giraffe, that mate(s) with a giraffe,” Rod Joseph said. “Myself right now saying, ‘I am a giraffe,’ that doesn’t mean it’s true.”

Everyone is “born straight,” he offered.

The unusual assertion was made in answer to a question about U.S. Rep. Andy Ogles (R-TN) declaration at the beginning of Pride Month, “Homosexuality has no place in America.”

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[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 76 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Giraffes are famous for engaging in extensive same-sex behavior. Studies have documented that up to 94% of observed mating-like activity happens between males, often involving intense caressing, "necking" (rubbing necks), and mounting

[–] notfromhere@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

Literal 1984 shit. Taking one of the most extreme examples of hit happening and denying it completely. So sick of this shit.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 21 hours ago

Of course they’re necking.

[–] s@piefed.world 8 points 21 hours ago

The giraffes are keeping all of the gay to themselves so humans can’t have any