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Farage left fighting a trash can as the UK populist leader’s election gamble backfires (www.cnn.com)

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 34 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

searches

Hmm. Apparently in said system, the wife of an earl is a countess.

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Ah.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl

The Norman-derived equivalent count (from Latin comes) was not introduced following the Norman Conquest of England though countess was and is used for the female title. Geoffrey Hughes writes, "It is a likely speculation that the Norman French title 'Count' was abandoned in England in favour of the Germanic 'Earl' [...] precisely because of the uncomfortable phonetic proximity to cunt".[7]

I imagine that Count Binface simply doesn't fear such proximity.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

To think we were this close to having Count Grey tea...

(nothing funny about it, just fun to imagine an alternative timeline)