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Taco Bell now under investigation over outbreak of parasite that causes ‘explosive diarrhea,’ report says (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] ulkesh@piefed.social 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Of course I would see this article posted after I just ate Taco Bell. FAFO, I suppose :D

[–] EveningPancakes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Same. I hadn't had Taco Bell in years and had a craving last week. Immediately after eating my meal I had to drop the kids off at the pool while searching why Taco Bell does that specifically to us so immediately. I think I'm in the clear though, just the normal Taco Bell reaction.

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good luck!

[–] ulkesh@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks! I think I'm going to need it :D

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

We're in this together, curse you soft tacos!!!!!