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‘Zara death pants’: are these the world’s most dangerous trousers? (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I wore UFOs back in high school, maybe 2002 or so. I wore one pair in particular, very lightweight, to woodshop one day, and stood too close to the fan for the surface planar, and it sucked my pants right in. The teacher had a heart attack, but fortunately I was unharmed, but basically pantsless.

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