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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Be nice. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements to private messages.
  7. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 166 points 3 months ago (5 children)

So Charlie Kirk, J. D. Vance, and Donald Trump walk into a gas champer and get raped...

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 59 points 3 months ago

I love stories with happy endings!

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist, no-one else was in the chamber. They did it to each other.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

I'm kinda impressed they managed a triangle of non consent.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Charlie Kirk any more."

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's it, the freedom committee decided you're not bald eagle enough and are no longer welcome in the land of cholesterol.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

but i was just going to cross the border for my monthly lard pickup

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

This one is a fine joke and makes a point, but let's not take it farther. Normalizing this nazi shit serves their agenda if it begins to disconnect from one-off commentary on their speech.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Trump by an anal fetishist using his tiny hands as dildos, Vance by a trans man's neodick and Kirk in the neckhole by... A duck jesus christ I feel like I just invented a sick version of Clue