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Just wet the brush first, then add the toothpaste.
Just add the toothpaste, wet the brush, add more toothpaste, do a backflip, peel the toothbrush off the wall, wet the brush and then add the toothpaste simple as
Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in the exhaust fan in my bathroom's ceiling.
Wet the brush, add toothpaste, rotate toothbrush so paste is on side, put only bottom of bristles in water stream, brush.
why wet it again after its already wet tho?
Wet the dries, paste the wets, wet the paste
Am I on jo directions or something?
I do both, before and after
But why?
Are you the real poem for your sprog
I can at least inform you that you aren't hallucinating them. But I can't verify that I'm not just hallucinating you both or that you aren't hallucinating me or that any of this is real and isn't just a dream that will fade away into nothing when you (the reader of this) wake up.
Are you the real trashcroissant?