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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Gotta get the mattress off the floor so the spiders don't come to cuddle at night.

And maybe a houseplant for atmosphere.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

looks like we found the dude who hates friendly cuddles.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a greentext of a dude that didn't get laid because a spider scared the girl off. He killed the spider, only to later find out the girl had some DST. He mourned spiderbro.

that spider was saving bro.

bro didn't deserve that spider

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Friendly cuddles without consent? That's assault, brother!

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the spider consented.

you know where they wasn't consent? when they killed that spider

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The on-set intimacy coordinator gave me the go ahead! They said, in fact, "squish that spider or so help me you're going to NEED a paid professional to conduct intimacy in this bedroom".

I'd rather keep the spider alive than getting laid with someone who demands I kill a spider for sex.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

look the spiderhomies need their good night kisses

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

But the spiders eat the bedbugs?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Sounds like something Dear Modern would say XD