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[–] essell@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Clean the fluff out of the port!

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

A toothpick or a needle work very well

[–] essell@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A "raw" staple can also be good, though sometimes you need more than one

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I use a scalpel with the non-sharpened side of the blade to scrape the debris to the side and then blast it out with an air compressor. All the things I used before that were not pointy and thin enough to get inside the port.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

The best I found was a plastic tooth flossing pick. Use the pointy side. It's non conductive to prevent shorting of pins.

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

i like to snap the toothpick so it splits on an angle. that way it's narrower and the jagged edges grab onto the dust and crap

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Needles are much better for this, with toothpicks you might damage the sides or leave splinters behind in the port.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Those plastic fishbone toothpicks works wonders for anything small and electronic.

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If cleaning out the port with a stick still doesn't work, try using a small amount of a high percentage isopropyl alcohol and a toothbrush to clean out the port. It's done wonders for me.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Works for both phones and ears.