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Ethical dilemma (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 74 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Refuse to participate in this no-win scenario.

Instead? Ignore them and eat a can of tuna.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They will both come running to demand you drop some tuna for them

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

This is the ideal, yes.

If you can’t win a scenario, change the scenario.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Precisely. I came to comment simply: open a can of anything. Solved.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

Sometimes you can even close one

[–] Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Just make sure they don't have access to where you sleep.