Slop.

On the one hand, thanks to Covid-is-Over brainworms, being forced to be in-office and using a shared bathroom with other staff gives me some sympathy for how AmeriKKKans can have hang-ups about eating with your hands. Thanks in part to IBS, I've unfortunately gained knowledge of nearly everyone I work with and their nasty asses. Can't wipe, don't flush, eat while shitting, and far too many do not even wash their hands afterward. It is truly repulsive—far worse than whatever these malding crackers are whining about with Mamdani. I try to use the gender-neutral toilet whenever it's available because there are fewer touch points by far and the door locks because it's single-occupancy.

On the other hand, no it fucking doesn't, because we eat some of the messiest, greasiest slop on the planet and so much of said slop is eaten without utensils. Most people I'd wager do not wash up before or after a meal unless it's secondary to using the bathroom (though again, see above). I've seen friends of mine go three knuckles-deep trying to lick off the last bit of salt and oil from the potato chips they just finished, then wipe their hands on their pants like it's nothing. Hell, I'm guilty of doing stuff like that myself (I do tend to wash up after that because I don't like the feeling of grime on my hands). Everyone goes back to dicking around on their phones or petting the dog or scratching their dry, bidet-starved buttholes and no one bats an eye. There's not a single person in this cursed land who has any leg to stand on when it comes to etiquette about…fucking anything.

Also isn't there a Fr*nch dish that people cover their faces to eat because they, using their hands,

"Polite Western society" lmaooo fuck off. Just like AmeriKKKan "culture," that shit ain't real, it's just rank chauvinism from pampered, ignorant bigots who feel too comfortable speaking at all.