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Shoot your shot (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

well...go on...

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

Iirc this is some parable/prophecy about Israel not following god's law or something. So slut shaming a whole nation.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's not donkey jizz, just liking hung dudes. Which I think is understandable.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

dudes hung like donkeys and who jizz like horses.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I took it to mean they ripped ass often

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

I'm sure there's a subreddit/sublemmy for that, too.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That last verse makes no sense - were bosom and breasts different back then?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bible uses repetition a lot. Sometimes almost like Mojo Jojo.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh no, a simile!

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

That's the one.