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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I got into a bar fight with a pop tart once. Super aggressive guy. He knocked a couple of my teeth out and gave me a nose bleed. By the end he had me pinned down, but I managed to break free and throw him into the nearest toaster. Savored that meal.

EDIT: I might have dreamt this.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

My favorite comment today lol

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

No I was the toaster. That really hurt. You could have hurt somebody.