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Comcast store punished low sales by smashing pies in workers' faces, lawsuit claims (arstechnica.com)

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[–] wraekscadu@vargar.org 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The manager should have Molotov cocktails smashed in their face. /s

The "/s" is there only because it would end up killing them or end up causing irreversible damage. If the above was not the case, then yeah, fuck them.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

it would end up killing them or end up causing irreversible damage.

Depends how hard you smash.

If you smash them very gently, it will only be uncomfortable ... and send a message.