https://www.tumblr.com/uptownthots/797676084161347584/you-people-would-fuck-a-fence-if-it-was-racist
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tumblr user dungeon-bitch posts an image of a SPIRIT HALLOWEEN costume: CONSERVATIVE GUY SCARED OF CITIES -- SAW THAT THING ON THE NEWS -- TOO MANY OF "THOSE" PEOPLE THERE -- CAN'T PARK FORD SUPER DUTY -- NOT SCARED, BRO. Depicted is a caucasian man wearing a Nine Line brand t-shirt with a black and white US flag on the sleeve.
tumblr user uptownthots posts a screen cap of another user's tag: #is it bad that I would in a 'fantasizing about dicking him down to fix him' way?
uptownthots responds to this: you people would fuck a fence if it was racist
Unfortunately, this rarely works... the few guys I've been interested in despite usually only going for women that way, were all... pretty outspoken communists. Lol. But yeah, it works the same with women tbh. Fastest way for me to get over an older woman who's probably straight anyway is to find out she's conservative. Or worse.
Sounds like you just know how to pick 'em
Well, tbf, the only men I've ever thought were hot, were historical revolutionaries I can't possibly have anyway, and I'm generally more interested in a hug and the pillow talk than actually sleeping with any of them. Although a big bushy bunch of facial hair does up the chance I'll be interested in at least kissing, it's a fun sensory experience to get kisses, lips or elsewhere, from someone with a lot of facial hair.