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I can’t wait to be trapped in a modern day labyrinth with one of these after I anger some billionaire
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this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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https://www.satyress.com/
jfc, could they make it any more fucking ominous?
Plus, the whole "you can easily disable it by puncturing the lung-analog air tank in its torso with a weapon or projectile" and "the horns are to slow it down moving through doorways" bits. What exactly are you trying to design against again because that sounds like a creature, or at the very least something autonomous, not a remote operated robot.
Surely this is satire, right?
No, it is satyress.
Possible, but I feel like a lot of effort went in for it to only be satire. No obvious AI images, multiple views of the thing including close up of the "hand" and they're all consistent. Could be made as an art sculpture and this is the satirical product page, maybe.
Looks like all the current news coverage of it is reacting as if it's real/credible as well.
Did you not read the company name...?
Now that's comedy.
It's a teleoperated robot, not an autonomous machine. They're designing against bad actors who might use the robot as a murderbot
"You can stop it with any handgun"
sorry, dark mode users
It was supposed to be white? I see it black on my dark mode
That's the problem, due to a transparent background it's black on dark, making it near-invisible
It even has a fucking CHAINSAW attachment ffs! 🤦🏻
I mean, how else is it supposed to slice its way inside a burning house or forest to rescue people?
Positive thinking!