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Where my klitoris users at? (lemmy.world)
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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

bash: klitoris: command not found...
:(

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, you should touch klitoris or finger klitoris, not bash it.

man klitoris

no manual entry for klitoris

Well that explains a lot.

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

man klitoris? Don't you mean bussy?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

No that would probably be the xfce equivalent.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

This is such an underrated joke.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Use the -f option to find it