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Where my klitoris users at? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I'm more of a GIMP guy.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago

It must be a KDE version.

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 5 points 9 hours ago

To all the users in chat having issues with klitoris, protip: it requires sudo for pretty much every command.

[–] Scottyc65@reddthat.com 3 points 10 hours ago

Only problem with that is most men wouldn't be able to find it.

[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

The Clit is legit

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

thanks!

I've been looking for that for the past 30 years.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

At least the man who provides the documentation is huge.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

Is this meme from 2020? Windows would just call it Internet Copilot.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There's an awesome linux tool called "fuck". When you make a typo in a CLI command and get an error message, all you have to do is type "fuck" and it looks at your last command and the error message and takes a guess at fixing it. If it's right all you have to do is hit Enter. Super useful!

[–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

klitoris: Permission denied

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

bash: klitoris: command not found...
:(

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, you should touch klitoris or finger klitoris, not bash it.

man klitoris

no manual entry for klitoris

Well that explains a lot.

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

man klitoris? Don't you mean bussy?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago

No that would probably be the xfce equivalent.

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[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Who is this Clitoris fellow everyone always talks about? Is he like Diogenes or some shit?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is the GNOME version called Gock?

[–] Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would not be surprised if KDE already had "Klitoris"

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 day ago

GNOME folks are like "well, before GNOME was even a thing, we had this application called The Gimp, and we kinda wish we didn't call it that, so please don't name your apps for laughs OK?"

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (17 children)

The most clearest description of file explorer: Dolphin (?)

[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 7 hours ago

Krusader.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Or nautilus. My assumption is the files are in your sea not in their cloud.

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