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[–] tux0r@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, we PostgreSQL folks…

[–] colournoun@beehaw.org 8 points 1 month ago

VACUUM FULL ANALYZE

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Awww, leave little SQLite alone, stick to picking on MySQL

[–] tux0r@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Picking on MySQL is like pushing someone in a wheelchair, honestly.