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Brother, my venerable uncle is the Fabricator-General of the Adeptus Mechanicus and he lets me play with ALL the new guns before they're released. (hexbear.net)

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You cannot meet him for he lives on Mars along with my girlfriend. I also have a girlfriend, Brother.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Brother, I swear to you my venerable uncle received an exemption from the high lords of Holy Terra to make a sick-ass lake house where I can have sex with my girlfriend who goes there from Mars. I swear to you on the god-emperor.

edit: with me. girl sex with me.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

More lies from Minister Zu's office! First they stole all the water, then all the staples, and now they send their failkids to steal the truth from Hexifarres? Don't make me laugh.