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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's telling is that this is a late article and no one said shit about international men's day.

Again.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Even men don't care about the day.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, I'm not international so...

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice try, Pitbull. We all know it’s you!

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We have Mr. Worldwide at home

[–] user224 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Thanks for explaining the joke.

Edit: I see, that I don't see something. It didn't click that Pitbull also goes by Mr. Worldwide, so the joke didn't make sense until I read the comment above.

[–] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I had no idea there was one.

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The day that does more to remind men what being valued looks like than men's day does.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Every day is men's day!

High five, broskis!

/s ? I think? Maybe?

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, I know very few international men.

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I only know one. And hes also a mystery...