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yeah my mastectomy is on the books as alleviating back pain. and like. it did do that!
Personally i would just add boobs on my back to even it out...
Lol that reminds me, my AP physics teacher remarked something like "I know it sounds cruel, but have pregnant women carry a backpack. It moves their center of gravity back to the middle of them and they can walk upright again. It's what I did for my two kids"
Slightly related, she was a really good physics teacher.
Oooohhh - that’s a new take! I thought the back pain was due to having to carry extra weight and muscles not being trained for it. I never considered that the position of the weight might be a problem!
Torque is a real b****
(Note, I can't get pregnant)
I don't know if back pain is caused by the offset of their center of gravity or if its caused from the extra load. I only know she said to do that as a way to stand upright again
Please elaborate on the back pain part
Carrying boobs around on your chest causes back pain in the same way that carrying a heavy box around at chest height all day, every day would. Take them off and now your back gets some rest.
Boobies are heavy and can cause back pain.
Back pain? I thought they'd cause FRONT pain!!!
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Ba dum chhh!!!
Awful. And yet, I enjoyed it