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[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 184 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

there are no registry of panda before the 1800

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mo_(Chinese_zoology)#Mo_giant_panda

Why do they lie about facts that are so easy to disprove?

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 113 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, it’s 4chan. It says (or at least it used to) that only a fool would take its stories as real right on the webpage

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 82 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's greentext so the pandas are fake and gay, that's why they need to be artificially inseminated.

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 29 points 3 months ago

Dammit, even the pandas are Yuri.

It's inescapable.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 months ago

First mention by hhhhwhite people was in 1869, apparently. But mentioned in chinese texts as early as like 2000 years ago