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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 64 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is why I wrote bat_count.py. You input a number, and then the highly advanced program will count that number like the Count from Sesame Street. Example output for 3:
One…one bat.
Two…two bats.
Three! Three bats. Ah ah ah ah!

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you have a program to help you count sheep to fall asleep? Asking for a friend

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Kids these days want everything digital. Back in my day, we used to count sheep by hand, uphill both ways in the snowstorms!

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 10 points 3 weeks ago

But do AI dream of digital sheep?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

please tell me there's no escape key and it happens at the speed the count would say it. i have ideas for pranks.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s correct. It operates at the speed of the count typing this out due to the highly technical nature of the program. There is also no limit so you could put ten billion in there for example.

so how do we get this included in the next version of windows