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Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.

Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

A note about 'Egging': Our community is mostly made up of transfem individuals, and as such most memes posted will be posted with the intention of having a transfem perspective. However, regardless of gender identity, all feminine presenting individuals are welcome here. Whether that means you're NB, GNC, transmasc, or any other identity, you are welcome here. It is not our intention or goal to invalidate these identities. If something makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to report the post and I will address your concerns on an individual level. For more information regarding the problems with 'Egg-culture', please see Here.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Ya'll have clearly never done any stablehand work before.

Horses are big, dumb, frighten easily, can easily kill you if you're not paying attention or do something stupid...

Oh yeah, its just like working as a barber, but where your clients fairly regularly just take a 5 to 10 pound shit in the middle of their haircut.

...smdh...

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, at this job I would only be brushing the horses' manes. Someone else would be in charge of shoveling the poop.

(I actually have worked with horses before, I'm just being silly)

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ah I see, the ole horsey cosmetician / poopsmith model of running a stable, haahah!

Ah, I'm just too autistic to tell how serious people are being, in my defense... I have seen a lot of genuinely naive people in threads like these, and I'm just trying to give a ... somewhat comical reality check.

That being said, everyone gets a headpat, on the house, hahah!

OBJECTION will brush your hair back to pretty after I muss it up a bit, :P

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would love to be a stable hand... hard AF work, but honestly... the clients would better then any human I've interacted with.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Hah!

I agree, horses aren't very good at lying or making promises they can't/won't keep.

And they're roughly predicably stupid in the same ways, every time.

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Horses are big

Heh yeah they are :3

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Welp, you got me on that one, they are indeed big.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds too hard so I'll go with either poney, or maybe mini unicorn. At least it comes in rainbow colours.