this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2025
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So how exactly are you supposed to move someone from the fun zone?
Hey girl I'm having great fun with you. If you get a facelift we can start dating?
Hot is not only physical. It's also mental, you may find traits on your partner that move them around for you.
Alcohol
Usually there's a temperature knob you can adjust.
You want to date someone you find unattractive?
Btw, the whole thing is more tongue-in-cheek.
Who's tongue in who's cheek being what makes it hot.
you break up with them
I dated a redheaded preacher's daughter once
Did it work out?
He's still alive, so I guess so.
No. Too high on the scale.
This reminds me of an ancient YouTube video drawing nearly the same chart.
Found it
The chart is obviously based on the video, the parenthetical in the danger zone is a dead giveaway.
I wonder how many guys who think they can be selective about the “date” and “marry” zones are even a 5 (assuming bell curve distribution).