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The last thing I'm looking for in a relationship is professionalism.
Well this person is no longer in that relationship so that works out.
You're not looking for someone who has good communication skills?
If good communication skills means corpo speak then no.
In an odd twist, my work has started announcing updates using messages full of Zoomer slang.
The first message at least included a more straight-forward explanation below the original message, but the one we got this week had no such translation. I remember as a kid being weirded out when adults tried to talk "hip." Now I'm older than their targeted demographic, so I not only get second-hand embarrassment at their attempt to talk "cool," but I also have no clue what half the words mean. It's the cringiest thing I've seen from them since the "AI Prompt-a-Thon" contest they threw earlier in the year.
Whoever dated you in the past dodged a bullet.