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White House adds plaques below Biden and Obama portraits calling them ‘the worst President in American history’ and ‘divisive’ (www.the-independent.com)

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 209 points 1 week ago (5 children)

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said, “The plaques are eloquently written descriptions of each President and the legacy they left behind. As a student of history, many were written directly by the President himself.”

Lmao

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 114 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That she can say that with a straight face is truly impressive.

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But she only has smug ~~bitch~~ fascist face

Edit: changed to a more gender inclusive term

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

Probably not that hard with all the botox.

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What can't trump do?!

It's so fucking infuriating they all treat him like he's capable of doing anything.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He once golfed 18 holes in one shot!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He beat up Chuck Norris!

[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

His body works so perfectly he never has to shit.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

And if he did, he could hold it until the potty and not need diapers. Every time.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"He took great care, and used his best crayons. Mr. Putin even put one on his refrigerator. "

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Remember his remarks on Gettysburg? Truly, a student of history.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

"Gettysburg, wow—I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, to look and to watch. And the statement of Robert E. Lee, who's no longer in favor—did you ever notice it? He's no longer in favor. 'Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.' They were fighting uphill, he said, 'Wow, that was a big mistake,' he lost his great general. 'Never fight uphill, me boys,' but it was too late."

-Donald J. Trump

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

I fully believe he is a "student of history" because he never finished his education and is still technically a student.