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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

"Well, Donner replaced the previous reindeer, Kebab. Sometimes when a reindeer breaks a leg on a janky rooftop, we have to put them down. It's sad, but, you know, Donner is a reminder that we try not to waste anything here at the North Pole. Say....you hungry? Suddenly I'm kind of hungry..."

Y'all know St. Nicholas of Myra lived in Anatolya, right?

[–] causepix@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yo venison kebab would actually slap I couldn't even be mad

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Had a reindeer stew once, and it was pretty solid relative to other venison. Venison kebab would need some added fat, but I would 100% get down on some.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In case of muscular animals, liver kebab may also taste good.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Can confirm. Love a goat liver kebab.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

his older brother Gyro was a dear