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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Because, as the song goes, he had no balls at all?

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm glad someone explained the reference before I got too many downvotes.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

That's why I jumped in. I could see it wasn't going to end well for your comment!

Hitler, has only got one ball.

Göring, has two but very small.

Himmler, is very simm'lr.

And Goebbels has no balls at all!

Now I have the whistling stuck in my head!