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Which of your most fucked up exes tried to come back to your life in the most fucked up way? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 5 days ago by Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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I'll go first. My ex cheated on me with a dude, (I'm les, she's bi,) brought home chlamydia and bed bugs, then after 13 years of no contact, texts me randomly to try and pull me into an MLM pyramid scheme.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (3 children)

One of my exes once sent me a Facebook friendship request more than 10 years after we'd split up. I'm still traumatised.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I understand. A Facebook friend request will do that to a person.

[–] stephen01king@piefed.zip 11 points 5 days ago

I feel like just using FB at this point will do that to you.

[–] HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Guy I dated a few months when I was 16 found me on fb 25 years later and told me I broke up his marriage bc he loved me so much and wouldn't shut up about me to her.

Yikes!

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Oh no that may have been me.

I was legit curious how you were doing, OK?