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[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 42 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

git gud loser

edit: lol now i'll never not picture jake paul as the first level fighter you have to beat in mike tyson's punch-out-- "glass jaw" something or other

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

When this NPC blinks, throw a strong punch to get an instant knockdown.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago

I want to see from the angle of that closer up camera man

[–] Akagigahara@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's Glass Joe. But his name is a reference to glass jaw, which refers to the jaw being a weakpoint that can knock out boxers fairly quickly

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 days ago

Glass Paul is a pretty good play on Glass Jaw. The A sound in the middle makes it a near pun.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)
git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help' 
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

sudo get-wrecked-poser

:: this is coming from an actual boxer::

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

What's the error code for 'help not found'?