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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No that is absolutely the worst song on the planet. I would rather have a buffalo take a diarrhoea dump in my ear.

[–] 1hitsong@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Thank you angry video game nerd 🤓

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would rather that happened to you too.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who let your filthy ass In here. Block

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 day ago

I'm just agreeing with what you said, why are you getting so hostile?