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[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 37 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

The cat further on the right pissed in your shoes

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I heard that branch of the tree of life taste horrible. Too much ammonia flavor

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That's why the cat on the right is more edible - it dropped it's ammonia level by pissing in your boots

[–] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

piss in boots

Good film imo, but terrible sequels.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Does that make it more yummy? If so pigeons should the rightmost animal

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 2 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, less ammonia taste

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I hate pigeons and they hate me

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 17 hours ago

No I should shit on their heads