Because PETA is a piece of shit organization that doesn't actually require or deserve that kind of consideration.
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PETA is shit.
Don't let that stop you from considering empathy towards animals. Pigs shouldn't suffer because of bad representation.
Pretty sure all mammals are edible so I guess the line should be all the way left.
Pretty sure none should be eaten so the line should be all the way right.
I put the line horizontally so I get to eat just the bottom half.
That is generally where most of the meat is.
Who's out here eating faces? Savages. Suck face, eat ass.
Thanks, solomon
The divide is most often made between carnivore and herbivore. "Shit" flows up, meaning all the nasty stuff an animal eats lower in the food chain, goes up and accumulates in their predators. Carnivore meat is usually more disease ridden and unhealthy for consumption. Our culture has kinda evolved to this point naturally as a protection mechanism.
It's also the reason you should avoid eating too much of bigger fish species due to heavy metals. Smaller fish don't absorb as much, but bigger fish accumulates heavy metal for each small fish they eat.
I think the point isn't about practicality, but ethics. It's less practical to eat carnivores, but is it unethical? If it's ethical to kill and eat a cow, is it also ethical to kill and eat a horse? A dog? A cat?
I think you misunderstood the argument.
It's okay to eat puppies and kittens because they haven't accumulated as much 😌
I had a professor who was native american, and yeah, he spoke quite honestly about how they breed the dogs for meat, and the puppy is more tender. He said his friends would always joke with him when he went back to the reservation for holidays. I can't remember the exact joke, but it was something about how he would have to dig deep into the stew because the puppy was at the bottom.
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Some parts of my country used to eat & sell dog meat during WW2. Now not anymore, for above reasons.
I think it's perfectly clear; the line is neccessity and taste vs. friend and practicality.
Also, third-level consumers are a waste of ressources in most cases, due to metabolic inefficiencies.
And yeah, horse meat is still a thing. Moschtbrökli (some dried good parts kept in apple juice) a more or less local speciality. Quite tasty btw.
Mostly agree - if you eat meat I don't think there's a difference between eating dog and pork.
But surprisingly many people think it is unethical to kill a dog, even if it's your own dog.
The line is ethics and necessity.
Horse + bunny tasty, dog not.
lol, I can’t help but read this as “mushed broccoli” even though there’s no way that’s how it’s pronounced
"Apple juice piece"
All im gonna say is hare/rabbit should definitely be more to the right than horse
Its because there's more meat on the larger breeds
Pretty easy, between rabbit and dog.
I'm more curious why it's Cat->dogs->another Cat->other dogs
The cat further on the right pissed in your shoes
I heard that branch of the tree of life taste horrible. Too much ammonia flavor
That's why the cat on the right is more edible - it dropped it's ammonia level by pissing in your boots
piss in boots
Good film imo, but terrible sequels.
Does that make it more yummy? If so pigeons should the rightmost animal
Yeah, less ammonia taste
I hate pigeons and they hate me
You, should eat each other
No I should shit on their heads
Have you considered the animals we don't eat just don't taste good? 🤷♂️
Does raw pork taste good?
Or is it the dish that tastes good, a.k.a how it's prepared and seasoned?
For example, I hate fish, but Fish'n'chips is amazing, because there's barely any taste of fish.
Some folks say that all meat is disgusting if you haven't eaten it in a large amount of time. I definitely know there are meats, completely unseasoned, that I like and dislike. Pork is a big ugh from me.
Raw pork tastes great.
Taste is probably a matter of taste
Can confirm. I've tasted dog; Not that good.
Horses are excellent sausage material though.
Horses are best as cold smoked cuts imo
I like horse steak a lot. It’s somewhere between beef and venison.
I will continue to eat geese forever because fuck geese
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