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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Have you considered the animals we don't eat just don't taste good? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Can confirm. I've tasted dog; Not that good.

Horses are excellent sausage material though.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Horses are best as cold smoked cuts imoΒ 

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

I like horse steak a lot. It’s somewhere between beef and venison.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Or they were too hard to domesticate?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I often wonder which animals would just go extinct if we stopped farming them. And which ones would trade in a shorter life of food, shelter, safety, and health instead of being in the wild and surviving, constantly preyed on.

[–] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Animals aren't concerned with extinction and don't have committees to vote on what kind of life they should have. They just want to live.

Many would go extinct as they were bred to be killed, not to survive in nature. I'm not sure if you were going there, but that's not an argument to not stop farming them. The intention here is to stop this cycle where hundreds of billions a year are born into a disfigured body, then live hell and suffering and misery then killed. They should go extinct and that should stop.

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 2 points 13 hours ago

Or we could treat them better

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Well, Aurochs has gone extinct because of humans. Domesticated cow would likely have huge mortality rates due to inflamed udders the first few generations (things like this fix themselves fast).

[–] MrSmith@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

Does raw pork taste good?

Or is it the dish that tastes good, a.k.a how it's prepared and seasoned?

For example, I hate fish, but Fish'n'chips is amazing, because there's barely any taste of fish.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Some folks say that all meat is disgusting if you haven't eaten it in a large amount of time. I definitely know there are meats, completely unseasoned, that I like and dislike. Pork is a big ugh from me.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Some folks say that all meat is disgusting if you haven't eaten it in a large amount of time.

Oh, I dunno about that. Have you ever seen a vegetarian relapse? They'll murder you if you try to take it off them.

[–] yobasari@feddit.org 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MrSmith@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Taste is probably a matter of taste