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[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I think the point isn't about practicality, but ethics. It's less practical to eat carnivores, but is it unethical? If it's ethical to kill and eat a cow, is it also ethical to kill and eat a horse? A dog? A cat?

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 36 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I think you misunderstood the argument.

It's okay to eat puppies and kittens because they haven't accumulated as much 😌

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 12 hours ago

I had a professor who was native american, and yeah, he spoke quite honestly about how they breed the dogs for meat, and the puppy is more tender. He said his friends would always joke with him when he went back to the reservation for holidays. I can't remember the exact joke, but it was something about how he would have to dig deep into the stew because the puppy was at the bottom.

[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world -2 points 17 hours ago

Is the argument that ethics are a function of accumulation?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 14 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

Some parts of my country used to eat & sell dog meat during WW2. Now not anymore, for above reasons.
I think it's perfectly clear; the line is neccessity and taste vs. friend and practicality.
Also, third-level consumers are a waste of ressources in most cases, due to metabolic inefficiencies.

And yeah, horse meat is still a thing. Moschtbrökli (some dried good parts kept in apple juice) a more or less local speciality. Quite tasty btw.

[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Mostly agree - if you eat meat I don't think there's a difference between eating dog and pork.

But surprisingly many people think it is unethical to kill a dog, even if it's your own dog.

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The line is ethics and necessity.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Horse + bunny tasty, dog not.

[–] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

lol, I can’t help but read this as “mushed broccoli” even though there’s no way that’s how it’s pronounced

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago

"Apple juice piece"