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[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good for you, you unfunny, useless, ignoramus of a fucking clown. Nothing you've uttered in the last decade and a half has been amusing, let alone funny, save to perhaps your close-minded bigot.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you watched any of his standup? It's obviously going to be subjective, but to say nothing he has said in 15 years has been funny is absolutely ridiculous.

Dave Chappelle is very funny.

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[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Yes bitch I'm Rick James bitch what did the 5 fingers say to the face? Smack! Black people don't make good hostages. 

There. 

I saved you like 2 hours of your life. That's his apex material. 

You wanna I own something? A few years ago I was telling some pals about how funny he was. I had fond memories of half baked. We sat down and put on one of his specials and it fucking bombed. He used to be funny, one upon a long ass time ago, but that ship sailed nearly immediately after his ego ate his common sense.