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[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you think most carnivores don’t taste all that great?

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haven't thought about it, as I haven't eaten many, but pigs are omnivores, and they're pretty great.

I tasted alligator a while back, and it was alright.

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I’ve had alligator but only fried, so I’m not sure if that really gave me the best example