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[–] BossDj@piefed.social 160 points 4 days ago (3 children)

And connect on Facebook and Twitter. And tap "yes" would you like the app to track you and personalize ads. And buy things through tiktok.

We are the odd ones I guess

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd say we're the ones that know how to use adblockers and know where and how to shop online.

Not odd, just not sheep.

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

id say thats generous by which I mean we're all of us sheep to a certain extent

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago

That's fair. The main differentiation is where our ovine behaviors tend towards..

Transparency of all aspects of my life open to the tech industry?

Ehhh, not so much.

I'm a sheep for people I get a crush on.

By which I mean, I become reduced to a fuzzy, mindless creature that can't say anything beyond incoherent bleating sounds.

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’ve just put the batteries in a toy a relative bought from TikTok. It’s some drawing pad where you draw on it then press a button and your drawing’s supposed to glow. It’s a total piece of shit, the drawing barely glows and it takes ages to clean. It’ll probably go in the bin tomorrow, I’ve already warned my wife to take the batteries out first.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Is it the clear writing slate with the neon dry erase but not really markers? We got those from a family member last year and were never able to get the kids into them.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They're all-in on consumerism.