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He's got a small car and big shoes.
It's a super penis. It has two barrels.
That means he has two big dicks
It's multiplicative not additive stacking.
Sorry, my bad. Here’s the corrected calculation:
(big + dick) * (big + dick) = big² + 2*big*dick + dick²
Dick is a constant and Size is the modifier. If it worked the way you described then everybody could gain or remove a dick with ease.
Detachable penis?
They’re nice cuz you can rent them out when you don’t need it.
But sometimes you go out and drink a bit too much and wake up with a hangover and your penis is missing. Again.
Yes yes, those exist, they’re called strap ons.
https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
You can do that, they're called strapons.
Strapons wouldn't exist if "you can do that".
You can't put on or take off a strapon?
In the hypothetical world where they don't exist because you can magically conjure or remove a penis by putting on shoes?
EDIT: Actually, I take it back, because in the assumption of the penises being functional it might be preferable in some circumstances to use a fake one.
Maths isn't my forte but what I think you're saying is if I accept/imbibe/inhale/allow entry of a big dick (or two) then that makes my dick bigger?
Brb...
Well it makes you have a big dick, not your dick though