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Bay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’ (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 3 weeks ago by throws_lemy@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 232 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

“I’d much rather make a squatter homeless than have a landlord lose property,” James added.

Keeping it classy.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 68 points 3 weeks ago (54 children)

wanted to say the same thing. what a dickhead, simping for landlords.

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[–] johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 weeks ago

I thought for sure I was on the onion when I read that line. Sad that it's real

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 3 weeks ago

he smells like a nimby. he probably would be at the place when MILLBRAE(rich white residents) were complaining about converting a former hotel into a liviing space for the impoverished that occured like last year.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

So it was him making all those pro-landlord memes...